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THE/UNHEARD/MANAGER

a grumpy old bastard yells into your feed once a day

FOLLOW THE SOCIALS
go on then, scroll ↓

THE DAILY RANT

scroll faster. he gets louder.

IN MY DAY WE HAD MUD ★ NOBODY TRACKS BACK ANYMORE ★ GET RID OF VAR ★
THAT'S NOT A PROPER TACKLE ★ £80M AND HE CAN'T HEAD IT ★ CALL THAT A CORNER? ★
WINGERS DON'T CROSS ANYMORE ★ MODERN FOOTBALL, HONESTLY ★ ONE RANT A DAY. EVERY DAY. ★

WHO IS HE?

A composite of every grumpy old-school football manager who ever stood on a touchline muttering. Daily rants. Weekly verdicts. Zero tolerance. Nobody has ever seen him. Nobody ever will.

wave your torch about, go on — he's out there somewhere

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FIND HIM.
FOLLOW HIM.

(pick a card. he will not follow you back)

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